An abridged list of people for whom my book would be a perfect gift

1. People who love the Philadelphia Eagles

2. People who hate the Philaelphia Eagles

3.  People from Philadelphia

4.  People who want to read a book that’s been compared (in a good way) to Moby Dick

5.  People who derive  pleasure from supporting young artists

6.  People who know me and want to see how they’re portrayed in the book (hint: you all look great! Except some of you.  But most of you look great!)

7. People who dislike me and would enjoy learning embarrassing details about my life

8. People who have sons

9. People who have fathers

10. People who used to have fathers

11.  People who never had fathers but wish they did.

12.  People who like memoirs but are sick of “Memoirs of abuse” as they’re categorized at my local Barnes & Noble

13.  People who don’t really like to read, but like to own hardcover books because they think it looks impressive (hint: it does! Very, very impressive!)

14. People who like to read about sports, but are sick of the notion that sports-related books need to be vapid, or sloppy, or shallow, or poorly written.

15.  People who are my mom.

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