21st Century American Guns

After reading and hearing a dozen arguments about the necessity of having armed guards in schools, of arming teachers, of arming students, of mounting anti-aircraft guns on the rooftops of elementary schools, of turning schools into giant functioning guns, I decided to give in to the inevitable and revise the syllabi for all my courses. Future students, take note. 

Course Syllabus

English 357, Section 22: 21st Century American Guns Spring 2013

MW: 12-1:20 Annex Room 15

Gun Guns: MW 11:15-11:45, 3:45-5:15 gun gun gun

Gun: Ruger 1022

Gun: gun@gun.com

Gun: Prof. Gun, Gu.N.

 

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1/23 Gun, Gun.

 

1/28 Gun: Gunning Guns (23-37).

1/30 Gun: Gunning Guns (44-59).

 

2/4 Gun: Gunning Guns (72-91).

2/6 Gun gun’d.

 

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2/13 Gun: Gunning Guns (105-15)

 

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2/20 Gun # 1 gun

 

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2/27 Gun: Gunning Guns (123-40)

 

3/4 Gun: Gunning Guns (175-85)

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3/18 Gun: Gunning Guns (185-204)

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3/25 Gun #2 gun

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4/1 Gun gun gunned

4/3 Gun (Gun Gunned Guns)

 

4/8 Gun: Gunning Guns (217-44)

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4/15 Gun-gun gun gun gunning

4/17 TBA

 

4/22 Gun: Gunning Guns (280-96)

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4/29 Gun: Gunning Guns (304-22)

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5/13 Gun #3 gun gun gun gun 12:15 PM gun Ruger 1022 (gun gun-guns!)

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2 Comment(s)

  1. Can we take it online?

    Dennis Bloh | May 9, 2013 | Reply

  2. Sure, but you have to prove you’re packing heat at all times.

    Tom | May 9, 2013 | Reply

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