Tom is Away

workin.

At least when she wakes up, her breath will be minty-fresh and she won’t have to worry about GINGIVITIS

watching sports coverage and yelling at the TV about how wrong everyone is but me

done writing for the night. i’ve never hated a story i’ve liked writing so much. If that makes sense.

well, i just spent an obscene amount of money to fly 1000 miles just to watch a game on TV.
anyone who wants to donate cash to the cause of me not starving to death will get a signed 8 X 10 glossy photo of me posing with Grimace.

A letter from MidAmerican Energy to me:

"Dear Valued Customer:

We know life is hectic. Perhaps that’s why you have misplaced or forgotten to pay your recent bill of $21.24. We would like to thank you for the way you have handled your account, and we are confident payment is already on the way.

At MidAmerican Energy, we are sincere when we say we are obsessively, relentlessly at your service…" and so on.

writing. god, i’m so sick of this fucking story.

If the plural of "loaf" is "loaves," then what’s the plural of "oaf"?

And has anyone ever been in a position where this was an issue?

If the plural of "loaf" is "loaves," then what’s the pluaral of "oaf"?

And has anyone ever been in a position where this was an issue?

On average, about how many times per day do you imagine how you’ll feel when the Eagles win the Super Bowl?
For myself, I’d say about 6.

Associated Press

Iowa City, Iowa– Rumors are swirling wildly, like the winds in Lincoln Financial Field, that TMC will, in fact, ignore the professional opinion and make an appearance in Philadelphia for the Super Bowl. A spokesman for TMC could not be reached by phone, while friends and family in the tri-state area eagerly awaited word on their prodigal son. Updates on his status are expected to be available by late this evening.

SevenFootJO: some guy called in to 610 before the falcons game and said the eagles were destined to make it to the super bowl because Philadelphia and Jacksonville have the same amount of letters
SevenFootJO: i guess he was right

"teaching" till 11:20.

Need to obsess over the Eagles a bit more? Download a few of these videos. "For Those About to Rock" and "The Road to Jacksonville" are particularly good, but you can’t lose on any of them.

E A G L E S

EAGLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

another long, frustrating night ends after little productivity.

writing, hopefully all night

The biggest question of the weeks leading to Super Bowl Sunday?

No, it’s not whether TO will play or not.
It’s whether TMC will be in Philly to watch the game and riot (win or lose).

Answer coming soon.

How can you not hate the Patriots’ arrogance?
And how can fans in Boston not realize that they’re as cocky and full of themselves as the Yankee fans they hate so much?

"When a woman says nothing’s wrong, then everything’s wrong. And if a woman says everything’s wrong, then everything’s wrong. And if she says something’s not funny, you better not laugh your ass off."

–Homer Simpson

teaching.
But, seriously, doesn’t anyone want to pay for me to fly home for the Super Bowl?