Tom is Away

i love cheese too much to ever stay thin or heart-healthy.

The first line of Marge Simpson’s novel:

I’m writing. Not as well as that, but she’s got years of experience on me.

I am away from my computer right now.

Russian President Vladimir Putin has reportedly stolen Patriot Owner Robert Kraft’s Super Bowl ring.
Evil Russian masterminds have really lost their luster.

I wonder how many rubles the ring is worth?

shamelessly advertising my website on other people’s sites.

it would be a lot easier for me to focus if my eyes weren’t burning.

writing, eating some Chewy Spree.

giving my eyes a break from this machine for a few minutes, maybe eating some Crispix.

every morning i wake up to WIP no the radio, and every morning, i hear that Bobby Abreu had another lethargic game. I hate this team.

writing, then asleep. barrelhouse blog updated with a fairly trivial post.

10 second movie review:

Batman Begins is good.

"There’s nothing worse than the look on a boy’s face when he says, ‘Dad, I don’t think you can build a fully functional robot."– Homer Simpson

taking a break for a minute or two, then back to work on "writing a novel"

website updated. and it hasn’t even been a week.

phonin it up, almost done writing something for my website.

JStock924: I used to go to the wendys down the st and this one teenage black girl told me I looked like clark kent
JStock924: so I guess we all look alike to them

back to work, after taking about a half hour to sulk about another rejection letter.

perhaps I shouldn’t have demanded responses to my stories in an earlier away message. Screw you, Cimarron Review.

eating a big cookie, writing.

weekly peter king indefensible statement:

Really? Tom Brady is one of only a handful of NFL players who are currently working out? The guy’s doing well enough without your lies, King. The only example that he gave of a player not working out is Freddie Mitchell’s vacation in Brazil…. which is probably a bad move, considering that he’s got to fight to make the team in KC. But maybe he ought to take note that just about every NFL player deserving of a roster spot is working out continuously.