Tom is Away

to NJ for the night. if you hear someone making noise at midnight, that’s me.

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working on website.

eating a cookie, typing.

back to work, son.

waiting to eat an ice cream cake.

buying an ice cream cake.

workin

one of today’s 4 main tasks is completed, as I’ve outsourced it to my brother. Now, to write a proposal for an original undergraduate course (thank you, stupid 100 page Holocaust paper!), to revise chapter 1 of my novel, and to revise a short story.

eating apple jacks. no, it doesn’t taste like apples.

trying to get a lot of stuff done today, before i make all kinds of unnecessary noise at midnight.

sleep, i guess.

"I was ecstatic when they re-named ‘French Fries’ as ‘Freedom Fries.’ Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots." — Johnny Depp

kinda working.
either that, or rating movies on imdb.com in a compuslive quest to waste as much time as possible on everything that’s irrelevant.

i hate that fariss hasaan, that idiot 16 year old who went to baghdad on a whim, will now get a book deal out of this, and will certainly sell more books than I ever do in my life (of course, right now, all he has to do to reach that milestone is sell 1).

the difference between my life now, and what my life would be if I agreed to be on an Osbournes-style reality show:

If I were on TV, I’d do the same thing, but in an american flag thong, and I would eat only koala testicles. Deep fried.

slapping together a few more fellowship applications.

watchin family guy.

"The Producers" is good, which is quite a thing for me to say, considering that I f’n hate musicals.

snacks and stuff.