Tom is Away

okay, i still have a shred of dignity, and refuse to teach an online course on a site that features the following:

If I don’t have a job in six months, this will be my new place of business, but only until I have enough money to buy a shotgun and some ammo.

Apparently, I’m allowed to just independently teach writing online without anyone hiring me. Now, to figure out the odds of someone paying me to teach them how to write….

any takers?

searching for teaching jobs.
anyone wanna pay me exorbitant fees for tutoring in writing, reading, or anything of the sort?

"We are about to be attacked by Al Qaeda. Wave flags if you have them. That always seems to scare them away. I’m kidding." — Kurt Vonnegut

reading the new kurt vonnegut book. i hope he never dies.

I am away from my computer right now.

perhaps i’ll have some leftovers today.
and tomorrow.
and thursday.

if i don’t apply for these last 3 fellowships, is it because i’m lazy, or because i’m actually convinced that that’s now what I want to do for the next 2 years?

post-christmas writing binge… i guess, i don’t know. maybe.

shower

holidays are tiring.

holy shit, when did kyle boller turn good?

now to wait for my birthday for another round of gifts.

February 18th. Mark it on your calendars.

website updated.

christmas dinner-izing.

christmas is good.

asleep, up early tomorrow.

kevin’s away message was a lot better than anything i could come up with, so i’m stealing it, even though it doesn’t relate to me at all:

"hopefully my aunt’s gay brother doesn’t dress up like santa again this year. that was weird."

christmas eve-ing.

christmas eve, etc.