Tom is Away

did I really just see a 5 minute report on ESPN in which the thesis was that pitchers need to be fatter in order to have better endurance?

I mean, seriously. What the hell.

out for a while, because we decided it would be good for me to actually leave the house.

getting ready to head out on the town

i guess i’m asleep.

"Adaptation" = a very ood movie.

never seen a dog with a fat lip before.

"Agents are weird," McDougle said. "Y’all know my agent’s weird."

– Jerome McDougle, who is represented by Drew Rosenhaus

the Internet is probably the most mean-spirited, juvenile place in the world.

reading.

elio’s for dinner.

i guess i’m not going to the phillies game tonight.

boy it sure does look apocalyptic outside.

playing hitman.

The 1771 Encyclopedia Britannica definition of woman, in its entirety:

The female of man. See HOMO.

our floor has noticeably more dried dog blood on it than it did two days ago.

oh jabar, put the damn gun away.

sleeping

breaking up nasty dog fights.

cleaning up before my friends come over

man, that grizzly man guy was just flat out insane.