Archive for October, 2006
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
Philadelphia named 343rd safest city in America.
Not even the most dangerous in PA (Reading somehow gets that distinction).
Now, time to catch up to Macon, Georgia!
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
one of the residents of this house gets really excited about handing out candy to trick-or-treaters.
One of us sees Halloween as a kind of socially acceptable extortion whereby we agree to hand over candy, lest we face the scorn of our neighbors and the hurled eggs of teenagers.
One of us sees Halloween as a kind of socially acceptable extortion whereby we agree to hand over candy, lest we face the scorn of our neighbors and the hurled eggs of teenagers.
guess which one I am.
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
if we don’t get more children here tonight, i’m gonna have to eat about 8 bags of candy.
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
god damnit, the guy next door has been blowing leaves around for 45 minutes.
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
doing what I do every Tuesday: trying to figure out how to hide a razor blade inside a Snickers bar.
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
at lasalle, trying to teach my students logic. this doesn’t look promising.
Tuesday, October 31st, 2006
i’m cool with teaching for only 2 hours a day, but i gotta get a job where i can sleep till 10.
Monday, October 30th, 2006
did tony kornheiser really just say that Tom Brady isn’t well known around the country?
Monday, October 30th, 2006
if any mischievious punks come ’round my house, i’m hurling bricks at them.