one of the residents of this house gets really excited about handing out candy to trick-or-treaters.
One of us sees Halloween as a kind of socially acceptable extortion whereby we agree to hand over candy, lest we face the scorn of our neighbors and the hurled eggs of teenagers.

guess which one I am.

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  1. itm g. says:

    i think i have a good idea, but i hope you didnt hand out any of those wussie home made pretzel bags.