Tom is Away

the full text of an email from a student:

"paper not yet finished need your input"

cut everyone.
sign everyone else.

"This team sucks right now." — Dave Spadaro

on the bright side, i kicked a seat at the Linc until it broke.

fucking eagles.
i’ve officially given up on the season.

At the Eagles game.

E - A - G - L - E - S

>:o

okay, i’m not there yet, because i’m still waiting for big kev. damnit.

drinking beer in a parking lot because that’s what makes me a real fan.

loading beer into the cooler. maybe drinking one to make sure it’s still good.

getting ready to go to the linc for the first time since the epic Eagles-Saints battle of 2003.

I love this clock setting back business.
asleep.
Eagles tomorrow.

eating flourless cake, which really actually is much better than it sounds.

MLGraham07: I hated teachers like you when I was in school…. ball breaking motherfucker.

from an email to a student:

This is why I like teaching.

getting supplies for tomorrow’s tailgate.

what our dogs are supposed to look like.

The string of comments after this might be the most retarded thing on the internet, by the way

heading all the way out to King of Prussia to registrate, so you all can buy us gifts.

so many things to do for classes before monday (when I collect 56 papers that have to be graded within a week).

ML Graham07: yeah so i’m pretty sure i broke my hand on a guy’s face tonight…it looks broken, black and blue and swollen…I’m havin flashblacks to your grad party

i am asleep, dreaming of a dog with no vocal cords and a slight decrease in insanity.