Tom is Away

i hate cheering for the cowboys, but that damn QB is gonna win me a fantasy football championship.

time to eat.

let me be the first to make an annoying, unfunny joke about turkey making you tired.

that’s the joke, by the way.

sleeping.

Michael Richards in blackface. for real.

bored.

so, it turns out I don’t know how to cook rice.

man, this possum’s good; i really did believe it was dead for a minute.

Sadly for you, there are no other possum-related hijinks or attacks to report.

chasing possums.

yes, in case you’re wondering, Michael Irvin did say that Tony Romo is too fast to be white, and must have some slave blood in him .

Next Thanksgiving, I assume he’s going to take a dump on the Constitution while high on PCP, and ESPN still won’t fire him.

not happy that so many students skipped their conferences today.

didn’t expect to see a possum sleeping in the recycling bucket today.

boy do i feel awful.

evaluating students’ relative writing abilities.

grading

"That’s what happens when you interrupt the white man." — Michael Richards

mentally checked out for the rest of the semester.

doing something useful with my time, i guess.

at breakfast (brunch, I guess) with my lady friend.

not here, man.