Tom is Away

Hail Ants

trying not to eat all of the candy from my stocking.

there’s always a conspicuous absence of cowboys fans crawling around the city the day after a dallas loss…

basking in victory.

E - A - G - L - E - S

>:o

Loving that TO looked like he was gonna cry in the post-game press conference.

On the bright side, Terrell, your grandmother will never remember this loss.

E - A - G - L - E - S

>:o

a text message from Dave sums today up well:

"Merry Christmas. Fuck Dallas!"

my christmas present to you:

10 minutes of the Eagles defense kicking the crap out of Troy Aikman.

christmas eve-ing.

thinking of all the different ways rian lindell could break his leg.

fucking rian lindell.

football, gift wrapping, cookies, etc.

"Luck is the residue of design." — John Milton

fantasy football championship today.

getting focused, painting my face.

easily the best line from the 1944 Hitchcock film "Lifeboat:"

"No dice! What good’s being a hep cat if you can’t even jitterbug because you’ve only got one good gam?"

maybe watching a movie ("Lifeboat," in case you care) then going to bed.

Dallas Cowboys Christmas

How can you resist Herschel Walker singing?

birthday festivities.

cooking a birthday dinner for chris.