Tom is Away

OptimusPun: So there I am watching TV,
When I flip over to TLC
And to my surprise,
Such a shock to my eyes,
It was Tom and his landlord LB!

autographing stacks of 8X10 photos for my adoring fans, then watching myself on TLC at 11.

watching myself on TV from 11-12.
check it out– TLC

out to dinner after spending 6 hours basically doing nothing in the emergency room.

8 and 11 tonight, check TLC. It could very well be our episode.

driving old folks to the hospital.

thinking about the best place to get my post-drinking cheese fix

get off my head.

sleeping, jerk.

let’s just admit it: this anna nicole smith thing is proof that americans are the dumbest fuckers in the world.
seriously.

well, this is pretty much perfect BBBQ weather. i’m out on the deck, doing manly things, like drinking beer, eating meat, and listening to Ted Nugent.

BBBQ

as far as I can tell, Deal or No Deal is the most inexplicably popular show in the history of TV.

"I believe time wounds all heels." — John Lennon

cleanin up before tomorrow’s bbbq

tuberculosis outbreak on La Salle’s campus– seriously.

The bad thing is, this comes right on the heels of that scarlet fever epidemic.

it’s odd to run into your year freshman roommate on campus, while on your way to teach a college class, and it turns out he’s a student at the school where you teach.

kicking my ipod until it works again.

on the road again.

up early to finish grading crap, then out to school.

reading some crap, then sleeping.
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