Tom is Away

loaded up on tony luke’s roast pork and ready to throw down on some Winning Eleven

scouring my fantasy football magazines.

messing around with google earth

i guess the real irony about these jackasses sleeping out for iPhones is that once they get the damn things, they’ll realize that they have absolutely no one to call.

the paris hilton obsession in this country seriously makes me embarrassed to be an American.

why the hell would anyone want to design a website on which video and/or music starts playing immediately?

the 10 worst inventions from "American Inventor"

The insanity in these clips is off the charts.

the dumbest website i’ve ever seen (besides that geocities site pete had like 8 years ago, of course).

relaxing.

dear al gore,

i can’t believe i’m not sunburned.

okay, so maybe the man vs. beast dvd didn’t work (despite my diligent efforts), but at least I got to eat at Roy Rogers on the way home.

i’m alive.

bachelor party down the shore, catching me a shark, then hoping not to be involved in any falling-off-the-boat hijinks.

back tomorrow, probably still drunk.

me and my liver are getting ready to go down the shore.

This is probably the funniest 2 minutes in the history of TV.

trying to figure out if my insurance actually covers anything at all.

playing ps2 for many hours.

winning eleven tournament continues.

trying to figure out why every cab dispatcher guy is a huge asshole.