Tom is Away

waiting on a cab so i can go pick my car up at the bar before it gets towed.

i blame my teammates for tonight’s terrible loss.

trivia night again, defending our partial championship, except this time I have a completely new team around me. In a way, I’m exactly like Tim Duncan.

an email from a friend, titled "I THINK this was meant as a compliment…"

Answer: He is like Dr. House but with writing instead of dying people. He even has a whiteboard."

bad freakin day for the power to go out for 2 hours.

not writing.

anyone want a dog?

gttin me a haircut

Koolaid Maroney is awesome.

working on stuff for the website.

YTB Travel Network - Richard Williams The Tennis Father Travel

That’s right– Serena Williams’ dad will handle all your travel needs now.

ordering possibly the greatest gift of all time.

From Cracked.com:

"NBA GMs are the Humbert Humbert’s of the sports world: When it comes to evaluating talent, the younger the better."

more novel re-reading.

asleep, then awake. you know, the usual.

i wish i was a lion.

inexplicably tired.

burning a dvd of the Best of Man vs. Beast.

it’ surprising how much porn comes up when you do a search for "man vs. beast"

gone to see about a reverend.