Tom is Away

"I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name." — Dolphins linebacker Channing Crowder (quote stolen from Deadspin)

joyriding with the cool dog

taking the stupid dog to get groomed

"I’m supposed to be in school right now, and instead I’ve got Snarf and Popeye and Luke Skywalker all pissed off." — Butters

instant karma’s gonna get you

suppressing rage.

inspiring the minds (and touching the hearts) of youngsters throughout north philly

trying to figure out the most inconspicuous way that I can sleep through my classes today.

i’m not here.

out to dinner with my old lady, mostly because we expect the restaurant to have working toilets.

I am away from my computer right now.

emailing failure warnings

Larry David puts an obnoxious Bluetooth user in his place.

"What time’s your dad getting home?" — the contractor to me.

reading words

trying to figure out what to do without access to a toilet all day.

in bed, up early to let the tile guy in.

football.

yelling at my stupid dogs for running away

teaching, or at least trying to.

today’s topic: why the eagles suck, and the politics of revenge (as illustrated by Ed Hochuli’s spiteful anti-me call yesterday)