Tom is Away

a text message from Mike:

"Lee just read the best unicorn sex story I ever heard."

watching an old-timey black-and-white video about sportsmanship from 1950.

teaching is a little bit crappier when you’re actually working hard at it

reading

Looking for a creative way to support the troops?

How about buying desert camoflaugue designed 8" rubber testicles with a yellow ribbon on them and hanging them from the back of your truck.

"Fuck that. When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children?" — Bill Hicks

The definitive review of the new Rambo

Watch until the end. It’s worth it.

in bed, up early to work.

making soup, and trying to remember how many cups are in a pint, among other stupid things I could find in the back of a marble notebook

semester’s off to a good start.
waiting for the other shoe to drop.

teaching.

"Here’s some advice about women: never gives them nicknames like Jumbo or Boxcar, and always ask for a receipt. It makes you look like a businessman." — Homer Simpson

unwinding with some zelda after a mildly not-unproductive day

in the man cave.

writing

trying to plan classes more than 1 day in advance this semester

tired.

for sale: 1 stupid dog that barks too much, recently had a flea problem, has some issues with insecurity, and has a fucked up lip. $0 or best offer.

business reading

teaching.
beginning 1st full week of work in about 7 weeks.