cursing my asshole neighbor, whose overgrown shithole of a yard was bad enough before, but worse now that his superweeds are overtaking my yard (and grill, and table, and hammock…), cutting my legs when I try to walk through the yard.

It’s only a matter of time before that thing mutates and wreaks havoc on the town.

6 Responses to “”

  1. Michelle says:

    You are allowed to cut the weeds or any shrubs/trees/plants that hang into or over your yard in most towns. I say chop away!

  2. tmc says:

    I went one step further and sprayed half a bottle of Round-up over the fence.

  3. Kevin says:

    it’s escalated to chemical warfare!

    Just hire a lawn service on his behalf and have them invoice him.

  4. Aunt Judy says:

    Now that’s a good Idea!

  5. Quinn says:

    This has nothing to do with your bad neighbor situation but apparently the Florida Marlins have a pitcher named Joe Nelson. He has really moved up from being a pizza delivery guy at Argentos.

  6. Michelle says:

    Quinn sucks!