bad news, neighborhood children: there’s about a 90% chance that by October 31, I will have eaten all of the Halloween candy in my house. You’re getting pennies and spanish onions.

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  1. tim g. says:

    so much for goin to the gym. guess ure just drowning your sorrows from your fantasy football shellacking you took this week.

  2. TMC says:

    Just wait till the rematch. I’ll cut off all your damn toes.

  3. chris says:

    any razor blade plans?